its not stalking. its research.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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