If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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