His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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