He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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