Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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