butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's intense
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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