you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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