My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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