If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
