Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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