Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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