Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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