You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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