I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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