No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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