I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
