is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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