Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
A bitchslap is in order.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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