he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
