That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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