no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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