I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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