Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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