Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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