I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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