The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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