You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
a search helicopter?!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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