Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
