I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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