after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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