he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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