what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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