I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
