we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Dicks are not precious.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
