I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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