He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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