Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm getting married
To pizza
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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