im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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