We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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