i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
