I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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