Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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