I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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