i just wanna soil my oats bro
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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