One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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