How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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