On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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