Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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