if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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