She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I cut my penus on the lid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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