Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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